Here are some of Hop, Skip and Jump's favourite jokes. If you think you know a joke that will make them flap their wings with delight, send it to: burrow@puffinbookclub.co.uk.

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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can hoe hoe hoe!

Hannah, aged 9

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What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle!

Posy, aged 6

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Eleanor, aged 11

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!

Dan, aged 8

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What do ducks pull at Christmas?
Quackers!

Kitty, aged 7

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